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07 January 2006 @ 09:14 pm

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: xanderharris_
Current Mood: gigglygoofy
Willow Rosenberg: my willow treeiheartmyibook on January 8th, 2006 02:31 am (UTC)
You know, that sort of fits you. Except for that bit about your beating heart spouting pubic hair. Didn't need to know. Not shocking, but still. But, don't listen to the quiz - you don't need to lower your standards. Who can resist the Xander snoopy dance? Hmmm?

Xander L. Harris: ugly shirtrespectcruller on January 8th, 2006 07:00 am (UTC)
Yeah, I really didn't want to think about my beating heart sprouting pubic hair either, that is totally blech.

Snoopy dance? I think you are the only one that finds it endearing Will.
Willow Rosenberg: willowiheartmyibook on January 9th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
Well, as long as I find it endearing, that's all that matters, right?
neverbeenfree on January 8th, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
I'm definitely not surprised.
Xander L. Harris: hey you!respectcruller on January 8th, 2006 07:01 am (UTC)
Yeah, well, you wouldn't.

Considering I was a virgin when we shacked up.
Dawn Summers: hotroundthedawn on January 8th, 2006 04:46 am (UTC)
I could pretend to be surprised if you wanted me to Xander.
Xander L. Harris: heartrespectcruller on January 8th, 2006 07:02 am (UTC)
That's one of the reasons why I love ya Dawnie, you'd be fake surprised for me if ever I needed it.
Dawn Summersroundthedawn on January 8th, 2006 07:12 am (UTC)
Of course I would.
anya_ankyanka on January 8th, 2006 07:54 am (UTC)
Yes, you did make a fabulous pool boy that one time. Remember?

Oh well, you're always supposed to avoid me anyway.
Xander L. Harrisrespectcruller on January 8th, 2006 08:16 am (UTC)
Of course I remember. I still use that as masterbation material.

Who's avoiding who? Avoidy McGee!
anya_ankyanka on January 8th, 2006 08:30 am (UTC)
Um, hello! The test says you should avoid me, for I am, "THE PRISS".

Oh, me too!
Xander L. Harris: ugly shirtrespectcruller on January 8th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
Anh, you are anything but a priss. I don't care what that test says.

Want to make some new masterbation material?
anya_ankyanka on January 8th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
Yeah, those tests are stupid anyway. I couldn't even write my real age.

Do you like, know me at all?? Yes.
cordyscharm on January 9th, 2006 12:08 am (UTC)
Hey Xand... remember all those times in your lovely attractive basement bedroom I did my cheers? Yeah you remember.

Be aggressive. B-E aggressive.

I wasn't really practicing so much as trying to give you the world's biggest hint.


Queen C