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16 January 2006 @ 10:44 pm
Topic #3-Lifetime Movie  
Cast the Lifetime movie based on your life and tell us about it. You can give us a brief synopsis of the major plot points, tell us about the dramatic climax, or even write a scene from it. Remember this is only based loosely on the real events of your life so take as many liberties as you want with it.

Lifetime movie? C'mon! Snooze fest galore. Isn't that the channel that shows only flicks of the chick? If that is really the case I know exactly what event in my life Lifetime would exploit to their advantage. The 'leaving Anya at the altar' incident would be the major plot no doubt. And the movie wouldn't be about me, it'd be about Ahn. Ahn and her struggle to get over such a humiliating experience. It would totally be Lifetime because it could be a total man-hating escapade.

Or! If it had to be about me, it could be about losing my eye.

Trailer voice over thingy: The heroic avenger who lost his eye defending women. A modern day story of David and Goliath. A construction worker who risked it all and ended up losing his very livelihood.

I can't even finish, just way too cheesy. Y'know it's gotta be really cheesy if I think it's too cheesy.

So anyway casting is fun.

Me- Bruce Campbell (when he was younger)
Buff- Jennifer Aniston (younger, and don't kill me)
Will- Molly Ringwald (young again, because of the red hair and all)
Dawn- Jackie from that 70s show
Giles- Sir Anthony Hopkins (non-Hannibal-esque of course)
Spike- Billy Idol
Faith- I'd probably offend ya if I picked a porn star so, Michelle Rodriguez
Lilah Morgan, Esq.freelilah on January 17th, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
I would have gone with that guy from the cooking show.
Xander L. Harrisrespectcruller on January 17th, 2006 09:10 pm (UTC)
Do I know you?

What guy? It better not be Emeril, because I find the "BAM!" very annoying. The only things that I can cook well are waffles, Kraft mac & cheese, and microwave pizzas. That is about the extent of my culinary finesse.
Lilah Morgan, Esq.freelilah on January 17th, 2006 09:13 pm (UTC)
And crullers, right?

The guy with the dumb hat, who's supposed to be Anthony Bourdain only they cleaned it up for TV. Either him or Emeril

Lilah Morgan, and I make a divine souffle.

What, I can't have layers?
Xander L. Harris: heartrespectcruller on January 18th, 2006 03:17 am (UTC)
No, I just like to tame donuts with them.

*blank stare* I don't know who the guy with the hat is, nor do I know who the Bourdain character is. Do you watch a little Food TV?

Xander L. Harris, and I am a swell bowler.

Sure you can. Btw, I think that souffle would sound better if it was pronounced more American-like.

Lilah Morgan, Esq.freelilah on January 18th, 2006 03:23 am (UTC)
I don't know what that means.

It was on Fox, never mind. And Bourdain's a writer. Maybe books with pages challenge you?

neverbeenfree on January 17th, 2006 10:04 am (UTC)
And the chick that was nice enough to deflower you doesn't even get a mention in your movie.

I'll remember that, Harris.
Xander L. Harris: sweatervestrespectcruller on January 17th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
You know that I didn't leave ya out on purpose Faithy.

Happy Birthday, I edited my post just for you.
anya_ankyanka on January 18th, 2006 12:15 am (UTC)
Forgetting someone?!
Xander L. Harris: heartrespectcruller on January 18th, 2006 03:13 am (UTC)
Oh, you are talking to me again?

Hmm, well, Lucy from Peanuts. Wait, she is a cartoon. I bet you want less cartoony. Kristen Bell. Because... daddy like!

That is if your hair is blond this week. *runs*
anya_ankyanka on January 18th, 2006 03:18 am (UTC)
I'm always talking to you!

I don't understand. I'm daddy-like?

AND YES, my hair is blonde this week. Also, it's straight this week too.
Willow Rosenberg: willowiheartmyibook on January 18th, 2006 02:41 am (UTC)
Yay! I get cast based on hair color!
Xander L. Harris: crazyrespectcruller on January 18th, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)
Was that sarcasm Will?
Willow Rosenbergiheartmyibook on January 18th, 2006 04:04 am (UTC)
No! Never! *innocent smile*